I woke this morning and found an alert. Mr Depp is not in Maine. He was seen in Austin Tx. I had to change my plans and I am now in Austin Texas. I had stopped by the club where Mr Depp is a regular when in town.
I was not allowed in. I don’t know why it’s open to everyone. I think it was due to me wearing my “Where is Johnny Depp” T shirt, my Edward Scissorhand’s pants, and my worn out boots that are just like Johnny’s familiar old friends, and I was carrying a bushel of corn. I had a feeling he wasn’t there in the club. So I went next door to the tattoo parlor. I thought I might have spotted Mr Depp in the chair getting some more “body ink” There he sat,
I saw that he had a tattoo of budda – this didn’t strike me as odd considering Mr Depp has a necklace of Genesh. I thought it only fitting he would have budda inked on himself. After careful conversation I noticed that I was being decieved. However…. he did have tattoos, and he was wearing a necklace.
Gastric bypass : $10,000
Hair Plugs: $ 5,000
Laser removal of tats, and re inking: $ 7,000
Not bad, I could work with that. I’ll keep him on the shortlist.