Last evening while packing I took a break and checked my email. My google alert said that Mr Depp had become an honorary member of the Comanche Tribe. AH HA! I booked a flight to New Mexico. At the airport my spotter emailed me telling me that Mr Depp had been seen in albuquerque buying feathers. I decided to make my way to the Comanche area. I found they were having a pow wow. How exciting! Mr Depp AKA Raphael, AKA TONTO would have the prime opportunity to be one with his fellow tribal members. I chose my attire carefully so that I wouldn’t be conspicuous.
During the ceremony I noticed several Native American men who could be Mr Depp in one of his disguises. Once they were done with their pow wow ceremony I walked up to one that was very suspicious looking. Mr. Depp is clever but I could spot him anywhere in any disguise. This disguise was the bomb, you could tell he was wearing make up and a prosthetic piece on his face.
“Hello Mr. Depp.” I said. He told me straight away he was not Mr Depp. I smirked and told him quietly “Oh yes, I understand you don’t want anyone else to know.” I winked. He pointed to a lady and said, “she can help you” I nodded and as I walked away I winked again, playing his game. I walked up to the lady and asked her ” Have you by chance seen Mr Depp, AKA TONTO?” She looked at me and shook her head No. I asked ” are you sure?” She said “Very sure, I’ve never met him before in my life.” I frowned.
How strange. I walked back to Mr Depp and handed him my cell number. “Call me later, I’m going to make my way back to the hotel – don’t want to look too suspicious.”
I am now at the hotel awaiting his phone call. It’s been 7 hours but I know he must be busy.
Incoming message on my phone, I’ll get back to you tomorrow with our phone conversation. I promise to share all the details!!