I am very happy to say that I was correct. Last night in NYC a Johnny Depp impersonator was at Barnes and Noble. Don’t ask me how I know, I am not allowed to type out such secret information here, but feel free to go over this photo that will prove what I say to be true. I myself saw first hand that it was indeed a fake. Trust me, I know what Mr Depp smells like and believe me this guy smell like egg and baked beans. (If you know what I mean) so that tells me he was very nervous that someone would find out he was a fake. Thus he was ..shall we say, “gassy”
I leave you with this picture proving my expertise on recognizing Mr Depp.