I took the liberty of visiting a book store this evening. As I was browsing the isles of books I came around the corner and there stood a man …I could hardly believe it. For some reason he reminded me of Johnny. I’m not sure what it was about him but something just struck me and I immediately started the process of what it would cost to make this man MY JOHNNY DEPP.
Hair plugs : $ 6,000.00
Facial reconstruction: $ 25,000.00
New Wardrobe: $9,000.00
Inking: $ 7,000.00 ( I mean really doesn’t anyone ink anymore?)
Surgery to gain height: $17,000.00
Acting Classes: $10,000.00
Drug Rehab: $12,000.00
Grand Total: $61,000.00
I still can’t place why this guy brought Johnny to my mind but I’m for sure keeping this one on the short list. SEX- AY Here’s a photo I took after following him over to the bar next door.