So I found another Captain today. Not sure whether Johnny was in disguise or if I just hit the gold mine but either way this is totally doable. With a little work. He’s got a ship, He knows how to sail, loves the water, and even has a commanding yet fun presence.
Gastric ByPass: $70,000
Tattoos and Inking: $11,000
Complete Facial Reconstruction: $170,000.00
Food to keep him happy until the surgery: $17,900
This is within my budget and I still have a couple buck left over to treat myself to a candy bar or two. Keeping this Captain Sexual Beast on the short list.