I’ve had some things sent to me by readers. They’ve spotted a WinFenn ism in action. Lots of fans of the blog like to turn things into me when they find things that Kate has been up to. Thanks for noticing 😉
#1. Man Dressed as Pirate Threatens Guard with Knife.
Okay first off I resent this. I am not a man. I work out until my face gets stuck in full on retard expression. I can’t believe they would even think I was male. #smh #GYM #cantcatchme
Read about the misunderstanding here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-10/pirate-threatens-guard-during-pirates-of-the-caribbean-filming/6295128
#2. “I’M A PIRATE! I’M JACK SPARROW!”
Alright, listen. There was this one time I stole a passenger ferry. I admit it, BUT the lack of organization and laziness of the police department is appauling because this isn’t even MY MUGSHOT. Not everyone looks horrid in their mugshots and I didn’t. #jealousmuch
#3. GOLF CARTS
My attorneys have advised me not to comment on this (My name is NOT Amanda. It’s KATE VAN WINFENN) I am also much older than my cousin.
((If you have any thing you think Kate might be behind just leave me an email at findingdepp at yahoo))